A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hey do u have a cigarette?
Yes but Im gone.. Ill be back in 30 minutes
The average practice time a band kid practices for.
"Mr. Bob?"
" Yes? "
"How long should I practice for?"
" 30 minutes. "
The minumum amount of time needed for the average human male to recharge.
Cindy: "I'm so horny right now! John, why can't you get it up?!"
John: "Sorry Cin, it hasn't even been 30 minutes since I banged your sister, Kate."
Kate: "Trust me sis, it'll be worth the wait!"
having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.
roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?
michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.
roberta: Eww gross.
A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.
Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.
When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.
guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.
30 minutes later...
guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off