A fork of Rural Dictionary
A kid who is not a baby not a toddler and is going to kindergarten. An object or thing that is 5 years old. Something more than a few years old
My 5 year old kid is going to kindergarten! My purse is 5 years old! My house is 5 years old.
Swim: You’re such a 5 year old. Bob: Uh, no, your an idiot Swim: Please learn some grammar.
Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins
Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music
theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.
"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"
A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.
That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.
1. Train whistle 2. Drum set 3. Any toy that runs on batteries 4. Any toy that has a speaker 5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved 6. meth 7. Voice activated toys 8. Things that can be slammed closed 9. Things that provide the child with glucose 10. An electric guitar 11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell 12. dildos 13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts 14. Soldering iron 15. Sugar 16. Sucrose 17. Glucose 18. Rat poison 19. Basketball 20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?” No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex