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calculater joke i learned in 3rd grade

A woman's boobs weighed 69 pounds,
which she though was 2, 2, 2 much.
So she went down 51st street
to see DR. X
he gave her 8 pills.....which left her....


6922251x8= BOOBLESS

Its 'calculator-speak' (type the number in the calculator and turn it upside-down) for the word boobless. Probably the most well known phrase typable in a basic calculator.
Other words include:
5318008 (boobies)
58008 (boobs)
77345 (shell)
710.77345 (shell oil)
318ll345 (shelbie)
7734 (hell
07734 (hello)

Im the coolest person in school person i can type a rude word in my calculator. 55378008

Wow... lot's of variations I've never heard of. The only way I've ever heard this was with Dolly Parton.

"In nineteen 69 Dolly Partons Doctor said her Tits were 2 2 2 Big. So he gave her 51 Pills to take 8 Times a day, and when she woke up in the morning she became BOOBLESS.

6922251 x 8 = 55378008

I also heard this calculator joke in Third grade from a friend.

A woman had 69(press 69) boobs,
which she was 2(press 2), 2(press 2), 2(press 2) much.
So she went to 51st(press 51) street
to visit DR. X (press multiply)
8(ate) press 8) her boobs and now she's

6922251x8= BOOBLESS

There was a girl aged 13 who had boob size 84 but she wanted down to 45, so the doctor said 0 take 2 tablets, but instead she took 4 and that left her BOOBLESS

13844502 x 4 = BOOBLESS, motherfucker

when typed into a calculator and flipped upside down it reads "BOOBLESS"

hey jane, you are ....*types into calculator and flips*! HAHAH

Type it upside-down in a calculator and it reads "BOOBLESS"