A fork of Rural Dictionary
A legandary day, isn't it obvious? Here's a little hint, the most epic girl to exist happened in that day, still don't know? Come on! It's Fatima! Fatima Br. !! Shame on you mortal, Fati is grumpy and a bit sad because you didn't recognize that day OwO
-Dude what's the IG of the legend who was born on the 5th September?
-Bro it's @howluckyareus , duh!
-Damn how did i forget, brb ask for forgiveness
everyone who has this birthday is an absolute mad lad, freddie mercury was born then :)
hey happy birthday freddie its your birthday hell yeah its happy birthday birthday day your day of birth september 5th today is the day
on september 5th it’s national big butt day! so if you were born on this day you have a phat booty
september 5th is your birthday? i should have known by your butt
😊:Aye all the girls look so naturally today what's up
☺️:its September 5th bro
National boyfriends say yes to everything day.
A day where your boyfriend has to give you attention and be attentive to all of your needs
gf: it’s September 5th, you have to give me all your attention and do everything i say today
bf: really?
gf: ya look here
gf: will you rub my back?
bf: of course
gf: will you do the dishes and take out the trash?
bf: of course
September 5th is national Ethan is gay day. Everyone named Ethan will be gay on this day so make sure you let them know.
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(September 5th)
'It's national Ethan is gay day'
'Oh'
Guy “ Hey want to come over?”
Lady “Sure why?”
Guy “ It’s september 5th; national sex day!”
Lady “a Sweet!”