A fork of Rural Dictionary
National bald person day:
This day is the ONLY day it is illegal to i like ya cut g a bald person.
If you are mean to a bald person on this day they have permission to mess up your hair.
Person 1: "I like ya cut G!"
Bald Person: "Hey, it's the 8th December, you can't do that!"
Person 1: "No!! Please don't mess up my hair!"
Bald Person: "Hahahahaa"
if you are born on 8th december you're the best no comment. you're awesome and you're literally so beautiful 🥳
you're also very quiet when it comes to talk to someone but online you're a talkative ass
she/he's talkative when i message her/him but offline she/he is very QUIET. oh wait she/he is born on 8th december 🥲
Official "poke your friend in the kidneys" day
Mark: *walking by*
Ted: *pokes Mark in the kidneys*
M: Ow dude, what the hell was that!
T: Relax, today's 8th of December!
M: Oh, yeah, my bad g.
The 8th of December is the well-known Go talk to Niklas day!
This day has made it easier to go talk to Niklas, especially if he is your crush, because you can justify everything with this day.
emma: - why aren't you talking to Niklas already?
lilli: - why would I? I do not dare.
emma: - today is 8th December, i.e. Go talk to Niklas day!
lilli: - is it? I'll go immediately before someone else does.
emma: - good lilli!
8th December is national Go talk to Niklas -day!
This day is really useful for those who are in love with Niklas.
emma: - why aren't you talking to Niklas already?
lily: - why would I? I do not dare.
emma: - today is 8th December, i.e. Go talk to Niklas day!
lily: - is it? I'll go immediately before someone else does.
emma: - good girl!
8th December is the day where Jake has to ask Maddison out on a date.
Jake: Will you go on a date with me?
Maddison: Ew no.
Jake: But it’s 8th December
Maddison: Ugh fine…