A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hours most people work for a living
Jeff works 9 to 5 so he can make a living
modern form of slavery. what a brainwashed society pressures you to, instead of encouraing to be a leader or a CEO yourself and doing what you love.
I wanna be a rapper and a singer and I wanna change the world!
Uh, just get a normal, 9 to 5 job, you moron
A sub category of pornography, in which a hot 9 is standing next to a plain 5. The plain looks of the 5 allows the 9 to transcend the barrier of being a 9 and attain the perfection of being a 10.
This new 9 to 5 porn has really helped employ a lot of mildly attractive people in the porn industry.
An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.
Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!
A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".
You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.
Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way
Having a full day of work. Working from 9 am to 5 pm.
And your still probably working at a 9 to 5 pace