A fork of Rural Dictionary
When three people are sharing a bed, two of them are having a good time, and the other one just wants some god damn sleep.
I got evicted on monday, and was very grateful to Sean when he let me stay over. The couch was too small to sleep on so I shared the bed with him and his girlfriend. It went great until a 969 started, and since then I've been staying with Mom.
Two people having simultaneous oral sex and one guy just fucking himself.
Boy 1: Dude, I had a threesome last night with those two lesbian chicks. It was hot! Boy 2: No dude, that was a total 969. They were eating each others pussies out while you just fucked yourself. Boy 1: You're just jealous.
Bus 969: The bus that goes from Causeway Bay (銅鑼灣) to Tin Shui Wai (天水圍). Also has a nasty sexual nuance ......
Is there 969 at Tin Yiu Estate? What??!! I meant, does the 969 bus pass through Tin Yiu Estate?
a phone number you shouldnt call
the phone number 696-969-6969 called at 6:96 am, while I was 69ing