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Baldwin

The act of taking a duck-lipped selfie whilst dropping a deuce in a public toilet. Their is a point system involved for how many of the following factors you can pull off (so to speak): Extra points are awarded for the following: 1. Finding a brushed metal stall to get a reflection of side-cheek in the selfie 2. Taking the selfie during a toy hunt 3. Including the toy you found in the selfie 4. Bonus points if that toy is made by Hasbro 5. More points if you drop a quote like, “How the mighty have fallen” when you “drop your cargo” as it were If all these factors can be achieved, it’s called a “Deluxe Baldwin.”

“I thought your uncle was taking dick pics for Craigslist again but I heard him ask ‘How does it feel mighty Megatron’ and realized he was going for a Deluxe Baldwin.”

by Best Baldwinnerin 3 counties January 07, 2018

baldwin

A really hot guy. He is usually date-able, and it raises your social status if you go out with him.

"Man, i wish that i had a baldwin" Cher said it in the movie CULELESS see also hunk

by The Spy December 30, 2003

Baldwin

An instance of committing a negligent discharge with a firearm, especially when said discharge results in the death of an innocent person. coined by a commenter on youtube after the infamous shooting of an innocent woman by Alec Baldwin on the set of the movie "Rust". The complete phrase is "pulling a Baldwin."

Hey watch out! Don't play with that gun like that before you pull a Baldwin!

by therealsamfisher November 20, 2021

Baldwin

a fat cocoa puff that eats calories for a living and drinks melted butter for a living. He does rituals naked in the woods with cheezdoodle wrappers as his clothing and when the ritual is complete he will turn into his true form CLEVELAND BROWN JR

*walks into store* jerry:BALDWIN STOOOP *Baldwin proceeds to eat all fucking chicken nuggets in history* Baldwin:gO aWaY!!!!!!!

by lilnutstain June 19, 2018

Baldwin

A really hot guy. He is usually date-able, and it raises your social status if you go out with him.

"He is such a Baldwin!"

by Waldo123 November 02, 2009

Baldwin

Refering to a hot guy

Look at james. He's such a baldwin.

by seesee July 19, 2003

Baldwin

A good looking guy... (The Baldwin brothers)

That guy is a total Baldwin! *I forget where exactly, but they use the phrase in the Clueless movie*

by Dana60 April 28, 2005