A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you feel extremely strong or tough like Arnold Schwarzenegger
A: Dude I just did an insane workout and I feel like a schnitzel!
B: What’s a schnitzel?
A: You know, the body builder? Arnold Schwarzenegger! I feel like him! I feel like a schnitzel!
A character from a show called Chowder.
Guy 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Guy 2: Schnitzel from Chowder.
When one penis is inserted inside another penis through the japseye. it is often known for being used in Austria. It comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of sex.
A gay man: "Wouldn't it be fun if we could do it properly??"
His partner: "You want to schnitzel?!?"
Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
1.*police sirens
Yells, "SCHNITZEL"
2. *at restaurant
Wrong order, "Schnitzel'
Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"
*Face palm
To prepare into schnitzel form.
The cook schnitzelized the meat for dinner.