A fork of Rural Dictionary
Attention Deficit, SQUIRREL. A person who has such a bad case of ADD, that everytime they see a squirrel they have to announce it and look at it for a few seconds before they can finish their sentence.
Boy 1: Sorry man I have such bad A.D.S
Boy 2: Aw man so do, SQUIRREL, I
A.D.S. stands for Addicted Dick Sucker for people of the female persuasion that enjoy to suck cocks and the yum-tastic flavor that "cums" from the average female whore's pastime of slobbering away on pork swords.
Person 1: That bitch be sucking on my Big Rick every minute she get.
Person 2: Shit, that's some pure A.D.S. right thur.
A.D.S (Aim Down Sights) is when a man holds his penis to take a piss.
"Hold on boys, I got to go take an A.D.S real quick"