A fork of Rural Dictionary
Probably the school with the shittiest people in the entire world. Here you will get judged, no matter what. People dont care about you, and everybody is fake. THe guys are a bunch of jerk wads while the girls are bitchy and annoying. Overall, AAS is a total piece of shit.
"Oh, he goes to AAS?" "Poor guy."
The place to go if you have ever: pissed your pants; wrecked your car; been arested for multiple DUI's; passed out outdoors; urinated in an interior corner or plant; hid beer for "later"; drank alcohol you think is foul because there is nothing else; thought hair of the dog is a good idea; lost a weekend; called up your friends to piece together why you are home without your pants; missed Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner by accident; been fired 'cause you are too drunk/hungover to got to work; woke up wondering who is sleeping next to you; intend to drink a cocktail and ended up drunk, and; you sincerely cannot stop drinking but don't want to live a miserable life.
Dude...ever since Mike's gone to AA I can keep my beer in the fridge and I don't have to worry about him watering the ficus tree.
A 12 step program for those who wish to stop drinking and get sober and stay sober. It is not run by anybody but is a democratic group of fellow drunks. It is not religious, but there is a spiritual aspect to the program for those who want it. It's a great program where its members often find lasting deep friendships with other sober folks. It works!
One of the most common acronyms around. Can stand for organisations such as Alcoholics Anonymous, American Airlines, the Automobile Association or the Anarchist Army. It also stands for a common type of battery.