A fork of Rural Dictionary
ABJ is an acronym for the phrase 'Always be jazzy' which was invented and subsequently brought to popularity by the brilliant Bella Mackie.
Person 1: Hey, I love your headband!
Person 2: Thanks, I try to ABJ
"NE14 ABJ" is an internet meme/joke that involves someone reading out a fake license plate and it sounding like they are asking the question "Anyone for a blowjob?"
Instances of this joke can be traced back on the internet from as far back as December 2008 on a forum site, however the forum post suggests that the joke had already existed for a while before then, so the exact origin date is unknown.
Customer: "Hey, my car has been blocked in."
Shop Assistant: "Whats it's license plate number?"
Customer: "Its NE14 ABJ."
Shop Assistant (on loudspeaker): "Please can the owner of the car with the registration 'NE14 ABJ' kindly move their vehicle."
A face that's prime to get a blowjob from, determined by the attributes of one's face (i.e. dsl's (dick-suckin-lips), sexy eyes that you would like to look down on while she (or he) is sucking your dick). A face asking to "slob your knob."
Man, that bitch is sportin' an abj-face.
Damn, look at that abj-face.
A popular song lyric ''apple bottom jeans'' it means a girl who's but shows through jeans/leggings and just it just so happens to be big
girl: *drops water bottle at gym and picks it up*
Random guy: Dang... She has such an ABJ....