A fork of Rural Dictionary
ADS: Arrogant Douchebag Syndrome. Common disease for tools. People with ADS may not know they have it. Common symptoms of ADS: arrogance, douche, doesnt give a hoot, cocky, sly. ADS usually leads to seclusion from people and can lead to paralysis and even death.
Alex has a horrible case of ADS. He is on thin ice, someone should tell him to stop.
Absolute Dick Syndrome. A problem that only applies to the male species usually in the teenage years, passes with gaining of maturity, and common sense. Symptoms include: Treating women badly Making sexist and stupidly inappropriate jokes Cockiness Lots of references to size of his and others penises And behaving like he believes that he is king of the world and gods gift to women. WARNING: Treatment has not yet been discovered so don't bother the hospitals, the is nothing you can do for now.
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with Matt Jane: He's got ADS Sam to friends: I screwed her so hard she's walking strange! Nicole: Call an ambulance, we have a serious case of ADS
ADS stands for the top three party favourites: Alcohol, Drugs and Smokes. This means drinking, doing weed (or anything else drug related like, however usually marijuana/weed) and smoking normal cigarettes/cigars/cigarillos. Can be a verb or noun.
Man 1: Dude, i was ADS'ing so hardcore last night. Man 2: Same dude, it was a killer night! Girl 1: Are you up for ADS? Girl 2: Sure sounds like a good time!
1. short for advertisments 2.Aim Down Sights
1. DUDE I HATE THESE FUCKING ADS 2. dude i love this ADS , its so smooth