A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun
the douchebag bully who has no life. he enjoys fucking squirells and milking his udder. he thinks he is kool when he really isnt. in his spare time, he spams people and masterbates.
adj
to act like a douchebag and overreact to a small thing
noun:
girl: WTF ALVIN GO FUCK UR SELF
alvin: I ALREADY DID!!! NOW GO AWAY WHILE I MILK MY SELF
adj:
omg stop being so alvin!
Alvin is someone who seems to be very shy and antisocial at first meet. They usually look asian but are mostly Hispanic. But once you get to know him he is a really caring, funny, smart person that is fun to hang around with. When he has a girlfriend he tries to show his love to her in many different ways but more by giving her hugs. If you ever meet an Alvin try to keep him on his bright side because when he’s not don’t mess with him, he’ll be like a whole other person. Alvin’s are typically adorable and cute but not on the hot side.
Boy A- Alvin is a really shy kid
Boy B- no he isn’t, once you get to know him you’ll know what I mean.
Girl A- He’s adorable but quiet
Girl B- He’s my boyfriend but he’s actually really outgoing once you get to meet him
The most handsome man you'll ever meet. He'll stand up for anyone. He is very loyal to his friends. He makes girls want him more and more everyday.
Whether it be masturbating, having sex, etc., right before you reach climax, you scream at the top of your lungs, “AALLLLLVVIIIINNNN!!!!” (Inspired by the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks)
ALVIN!!