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assturd

my best friend assturd

omg its my bestie assturd

by super hot girl rawr xd December 04, 2021

assturd

after ass is cut, the definitive aroma of sweet, pungeant and spicy all at the same time, resembling a sandwich condiment. A multi-layered fart, such as a fine wine's profile.

Orinally found in the Seekers Mantown Dictionary

The air was so thick after Ken's fart that I felt compelled to swirl my pretzel rod into the assturd that he created.

by Plakk October 27, 2007

Assturder

One who asses turds.

Stop being such an assturder.

by AV March 03, 2003