A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone says something that’s complete and utter bullshit to you. (Something you don’t believe)
Keira - “oh he likes you back!” (Lies) Izzy - “abet he does.’
Creative lying to cover the falling down drunken antics of another person by making it appear they are having a diabetic siezure.
When he stumbled and broke a mirror of a strangers car, I asked if they had any sugar for Jake...he's a lie-abetic.
The entire alphabet with ILF added at the end allowing you to come up with several options and could be played as a drinking game resulting in much hilarity.
Teacher - Now Johnny, say the alphabet for the class Johnny - A,B,C,G,F,X,Q Teacher - Now Johnny, thats not the alpha bet Johnny - I only know the ILF-abet: AILF - Alien I'd Like to Fuck (good for the Star Trek and Star Wars fans) BILF - Bitch I'd Like to Fuck (more like BILHF (hate) CILF...you get the idea
you did your diabetes test and it says did
oh no i have did abetes
Sexually transmitted obesity. The symptoms include: Dry mouth and Vagina, with low to zero vitamin D
That pussy tasted so good; Now I got Dike-abetes.
Advising someone to commit a crime or helping someone to commit a crime even if u weren't the person who actually committed it
Aiding and abetting accessory