A fork of Rural Dictionary
YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?" Person 2: "Sure, why not?" Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?" Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!" Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me." Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."
What Mr.T created to annoy the heck out of football fans
Hey are you watching the big game today? I can't because my tv is pure advertisements Oh i feel bad that mr. T knocked your life to nothing. Damn u mr. T why did u have to create God?
a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed
Hey, this can is dripping with water! BE THIRSTY! Some celebrity eats ARSENIC BURGERS! you want to be like this CELEBRITY don't you Wow! This supermodel likes HITTING HER HEAD AGAINST A WALL! Hmm, hitting your head against a wall may be linked to SUPERMODELS! Let's go try it! Huzzah! Hey kids! Making your parents buy EXPENSIVE THINGS from EXPENSE CO. is COOL, because we say so! Now bug your parents into buying these things or EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU
A thing thats on this site because the owner is too cheap to pay for the servers himself. He needs that money to get himself a cheap hooker.
Urban Dictionary's owner says "How could I affored an advertisement free site and 500 hookers a month? It's impossible."
A mixture of displayed images, text and sound that promotes the popularity of a product or company in which the advertisement advertises.
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A method of making a product known to further have corporate America (or other countries) tell you what to do, eat, wear.
I really like d'em Budweiser frog advertisements. Burp.
Someone or something living up to its potential and hype.
The Trojan condom is as advertised.