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A gimmicky, overpriced, tiny, conventional electric oven geared to gullible hipsters who are scared of fried food, and yet feel that an insta-post titled "I baked potatoes" would not bring enough attention.
Courtney from Brooklyn: "I just bought an air fryer and air-fried some sweet potatoes!"
Not Courtney: "How is that different from baking?"
Courtney from Brooklyn: "I don't know, it says 'convection' on the box..."
Not Courtney: "Conventional ovens also circulate air through convection"
Courtney from Brooklyn: "You're a jerk" *cries while eating soggy sweet potatoes...
an air fryer is a machine that fries your air at home.
clearly, you don't own an air fryer
Just before you ejaculate, you withdraw your penis from your girlfriend and insert it into an air fryer. Keep in mind, this air fryer has already been pre-heated to 400° F. You then cum into the air fryer which then immediately boils your cum to a crust.
"I was trying to eat a bagel this morning but my roommate didn't clean up after he did The Air Fryer last night"
when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.
“damn, what happened to that girl? she used to be so fine?”
“it’s the air fryer effect.”
When you take all of your available leftovers ie, pizza, Chinese, fried chicken, etc. Throw them all into the air fryer at once and run the reheat cycle and hope for the best.
Hey babe, do you want to go out for dinner?
Nah, we’ve got a ton of leftovers, we should probably just have an air fryer gangbang tonight.
The act of masturbating in a tanning bed
Someone knocked on the door when I was makin' jerky in the air fryer