A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a guy has sex so many times, there is no semen left… Only air…
Dave: How was your date last night? Jamal: MATE I didn't get any sleep! Dave: LAD. Jamal: Yeah, after I lit the pear candle and turned on R.Kelly she wouldn't leave me alone. I hit it so many times by the end I was running on empty. Straight airmaxing.
High stepping while walking in order to avoid dirtying up a new pair of nikes.
While walking thru the grass derek did the airmax walk. Heel to toe.
A very offensive stunt directed towards muslims. Apparently, if you cut up the shoe into exactly 28.5 pieces, soak them in alkaline solution exactly 3 parts unicorn juice and 19.01 parts car battery juice and bake each piece in a preheated oven at 600 degrees flipping 51 times half way, you will see symbols with resemblance to ‘obama is muslim’.
guy: *wears airmax 270 Muslim: jihad time nigga