Country Dictionary

The act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.

After a night of drinking we talked Derek into giving Shiloh an Alabama HotPocket.

When a person take shit and jerk off with it.

Jack came in the room after he did a Alabama HotPocket

When two male relatives put their cocks in each side of a HotPocket, cum inside of it, and proceed to eat it

Cletus and Daryl wanted to add some flavor to their HotPocket, so they performed the Alabama HotPocket

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.

The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.

Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.

dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.

While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.

I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.