A fork of Rural Dictionary
Positively the single most amazing, awesome, awe inspiring, god like figure anyone could ever possibly hope to meet. Any attempt to be better than "Alaric" is automatically a failure, even prior to its conception, regardless of the circumstance, field, or reason. Alaric shares many characteristics with god, being omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent, eternal, beneficent, loving, kind and totally unfathomable by common mortals with whom he has chosen to dwell, on the slightest of whims. Alaric is, however, far superior to god, as he is, in addition to his many other superior traits, a total babe magnet. May also be used as an adjective
1) OMG Its ALARIC!!! *Head explodes due to over-exposure to radiance of awesomeness 2) Thats is so Alaric. That is to say TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!
"Wow, your hair is so pretty." "Maybe, but I'm no Alaric. That bitch is fierce."
A very sexy, hot, handsome, cute, hot, hot man. He's the hottest man in this world by far One of the most loveable people in the world He is very strong and fast. Even though of his amazing physique and hair he's also very smart. An Alaric is very good in football ⚽, destined to be one of the greatest in football.
He's the hottest, he's an Alaric