A fork of Rural Dictionary
ten times better than amazing, epic, and/or majestic put together
wow, your so beautiful...you're alazing!
A guy who is a little bit annoying but has a huge heart (and dick). He is smart, competitive, and cute. He's not only worldly and cultural, but also good at eating bananas. Loved by most of the populace, he's a whiz at soccer and tech shit. Just call him the W.E.B. Master.
Person A: Do you know Alaz?
Person B: Who doesn't?
Guy that is hard working and can get you weed and codeine anytime, anywhere.
Also, If you write a big ass skype message he won't read it.
Spcialists have been studying alaz behaviour for some decades now. It is a rare species.
Most humanoids will follow tv, media and government like sheeps, but alaz rare specie will say "fuck society" and get all cash and bitches.
Q: YO WASSUP BRO U KNOW NIGHA ALAZ?
A: Hell yeah that nigha gets me all the drugz and beer yoo
Q: we go chillin in his place later or wut brotha?
A: you bet ya, plus i have to help him hide the bodies
Q: what a real nigha alaz
A: yup
Exhibiting behavior so lazy that it is beyond amazing.
I've asked him to do something 3x and it's still not done. His behavior is alazing.
It's alazing how little effort he makes.