A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to. cf. story of my life
I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.
Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.
"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."