A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a significant chant which allocates that Ryan goes on all fours while he chugs one out. This is predominately used at St. Johnstone away days while David scores a hattrick.
Announcer - "and David Wotherspoon has got St. Johnstone up 3-1, remarkable!!"
Crowd - "He wanks on allfourssssss. Ryan Johnstone, he wanks on Allfours !!!"