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To pay off gradually usually by periodic payments

The man paid off his home in an amortizing manner

(From Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind) Unable to die from disease or age. Immortal if no physical ailment befalls you.

Science created the first amortal man.

Amort means a British idiot that drives on the wrong of the road.

hey Amort

Possessing an indefinite lifespan, but still susceptible to fatal injury.

Person A: Did you hear about Bob. He died in a car crash at 420 years old. Person B: Well, we are only amortal after all.

1. the reduction of the value of an asset by prorating its cost over a period of years 2. payment of an obligation in a series of installments or transfers

The amortization table indicates how many payments must be made before the vehicle is paid in full.

To beat severly, as in a game or otherwise. To finish something off or wear something out.

Sean amortized the gatorade after paying $1.50 for it. Brian got amortized in poker last night. I amortized her ass last night and it was sweet.

To be both Immortal and Mortal at the same time.

Speaker one- Divide by Zero? Impossible. Speaker two- Perhaps for you mortals. Speaker one- Ha what are you immortal? Speaker two- Im Amortal.