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Apple pie

Use an apple corer to make a hole directly in the middle of the apple, while making sure one end is sealed tight and the other end is an open hole. You then proceed to fuck that apple like Nathanial Bar-Jonah on a twelve year old girl. After ejaculation has taken place you remove your dick from the apple and hold the round delicious fruit with the hole (filled with your semen) facing upright. You now have an apple pie, similar to a cream pie however not recognised by society as an acceptable act. But that's irrelevant, continuing with the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme you shall now consume your victim and enjoy the juicy sweet delicious apple pie that you have created. All in all you have satisfied your hunger and hornyness and as an added bonus your dick has a lovely apple aroma which will probably have no use to you as you have just performed a sexual act apon an apple so you aren't likely to pick up any girls. Unless you decide to take extreme commitment to the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme in which I shall not be held accountable for your actions.

Hey little kid, wanna try some of this apple pie I made?

by An apple paradise March 24, 2019

Apple pie

When you are having a threesome and there's a guy probing the female in front of him while being probed himself by another guy behind him

That threesome that was blowing up on PornHub had an apple pie

by Vaptain March 18, 2015

Apple pie

Fuck u look up applepie for bitch

Apple pie is food

by Max wiser July 19, 2017

Apple pie

Code name for man whore. Often used in online pictures as a comment when a somewhat attractive male posts a selfie that is revealing.

Dave: Hanging, without a shirt ;) # swag Brittney: apple pie

by dankishinky_ September 26, 2013

Apple pie

When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.

Hey how was Sarah last night? Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right

by Okooooook018125 November 13, 2020

apple pie

*A slang term for a woman's vagina. *A pie with apple flavorings.

"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!" "Which kind?" "Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"

by Dave April 08, 2004

Apple Pie

A woman's vagina

"I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss"

by timcurry March 16, 2018