A fork of Rural Dictionary
the most woke person in the world. Founder of Heaven's Gate cult.
I wish Marshall Applewhite would teach me his ways.
Vodka, applesauce and Phenobarbital served with a plastic bag. Proper attire for drinking an Applewhite Martini includes a tracksuit and Nike Windrunners. Refers to Marshall Applewhite, leader of the Heavens Gate Cult which used this concoction to kill themselves so they could get on a UFO flying behind the Hale-Bopp Comet. This happened in San Diego in 1997.
That girl was so depressed she drank an Applewhite Martini. or Those fundies drank Applewhite Martinis while waiting for the rapture.