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Appleyard

The kink where you love putting apples up your ass and then eating them after

I love doing an appleyard

appleyard

To be able to rip of people with out them knowing, or working out that in fact what they are paying for is worthless.

Im going to do a "appleyard" on my website.

appleyard

an awesome band that everyone needs to know about. smooth rhythms, killer guitar and bass lines, piano hooks and tight harmonies! check them out on myspace.com/theappleyard

dude everyone needs to listen to the new appleyard song! its killer!

appleyard

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

Mark Appleyard

Dope, Fresh, Refreshing, Good to hear, Fucking Fantastic, Amazing

Guy 1: This bitch ran out of photo class crying because she couldn't come up with explanations of what the photos meant to the whole class
Guy2: Haha, no way. that's sick
Guy1: but get this, I laughed after 15 seconds of akward silence
Guy2: mark appleyard


' I got this mark appleyard-ass-bud the other night '

Brovader:Do you remember flip sorry?
Broskiwalker: yeah. that was mark appleyard