A fork of Rural Dictionary
it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole
If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!
tear you a new asshole to be beaten senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
man your girlfriend is so ugly and is going to have an ugly baby dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole man are you threatening me yes man you better back off ok man I get you
literally rip someone a new asshole. in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal see prison pussy
you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one
A very odd expression for the act of telling someone off.
Say that to my face and I'll rip you a new asshole.
Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone. Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three