A fork of Rural Dictionary
As per is simply short for as per usual. Given that the phrase is so common in everyday usage, dropping the usual makes it much easier to say and is designed to be used in a non formal manner.
He was drunk last night as per.
With the intended meaning of "according to", this is a popular nonsense phrase used by people trying to sound smart and technical. Since "per" means "according to", the "as" is superfluous.
As per the aforementioned affidavit, I'm a bit of a twat.
Per is a good guy with a big pp. All the girls love him and wants to suck him off
Girl: Have u seen Per´s big pp Girl 2: Yes it all most touched the ground
A cute child, usually a small boy, who seems to be "PERfect" in every aspect of life.
He is a Per because he excels in academics and sports, while maintaining that adorable look on his face.
An abbreviation for "personal". Used to explain to others your status involving outside heads on your blunt. To "only roll pers", to have obtained enough weed to declare that you need a blunt all to yourself to be satisfied and/or have the power to do so.
"lets all throw down 2 grams for this next blizz" "tell you what, you guys do that, ima roll a one eighth pers blunt"