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the most popular name in the world! (just ask google!) used by the norvegians, and the sweds.

hey Per, and Per, and you too Per, and you ofcourse Per.

Per is a good guy with a big pp. All the girls love him and wants to suck him off

Girl: Have u seen Per´s big pp Girl 2: Yes it all most touched the ground

A cute child, usually a small boy, who seems to be "PERfect" in every aspect of life.

He is a Per because he excels in academics and sports, while maintaining that adorable look on his face.

slang/ shortened version of "Period"

“Omg did you hear that Emma got a promotion?” “No but per, good for her!”

Perfect Good Nice

(Dutch) Het was een PERre dag. The day was per(fect).

Your so stupid and dumb

Omg your such a per

With the intended meaning of "according to", this is a popular nonsense phrase used by people trying to sound smart and technical. Since "per" means "according to", the "as" is superfluous.

As per the aforementioned affidavit, I'm a bit of a twat.