A fork of Rural Dictionary
Asbe is what happens when a unstoppable force meets a immovable object… realistically it’s a paradox in on itself no one knows it could be nothing, or EVERYTHING!?! it has omnipotence to it!
Asbe Asbe Asbe
"Alien Space Bats," an utterly ridiculous deus ex machina, usually mentioned ironically as an explanation for some completely implausible event in althist. Per Wiki, the term was coined by the late Alison Brooks on the usenet group soc.history.what-if to debunk the idea that Germany could have ever successfully invaded the United Kingdom during World War II.
In my next novel, Iraq wins the war and Saddam makes passionate love to the First Lady on the steps of the Library of Congress... or is that too ASBs?
"Attention Seeking Behavior". Refers to people who constantly need attention and do stupid and pathetic things to get attention. Doing anything to intentionaly draw attention to ones self for gratification.
Girls who make out with other girls for attention. "Did you see that outfit she was wearing today? You could see right through it." "That girl has major ASB."
Associated Student Body. A high school group that goes through everything together. They have ups and downs but it doesn't matter because we will always be by each others side. They are a family.
GG asb, they are unforgettable.
Amazing story bro. For when CSB doesn't really get across how sarcastic you are being about the intresting nature of a story.
Emma: "I can't get to sleep with those birds chirping all the time!" Jake: "ASB."