Country Dictionary

1. Road Tarmac 2. The best darn racing game on mobile AND the Apple TV, even if it is a Need for Speed knockoff.

Let's burn some rubber on the Asphalt!

An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.

Jimmy had his guts splattered all over the asphalt after he crashed his motorcycle.

ouch.

I broke my leg on asphalt...

A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a rectal passage malfunction. A shart. When you accidentally crap yourself.

Caution: Too much draft beer and taco's may cause an asphalt.

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Invite asphalt or else cunt

Asphalt: European slang for black people.

Example: Guy one: did you see that black guy over there? Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.

pronounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.

The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today. My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.