A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.
"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"
"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"
Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.
Jen has such a great ass, she's some ass candy man
It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.
Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!
comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon
ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit
A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.
1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.
2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.