A fork of Rural Dictionary
one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.
daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world
one who adores and lavishes their own ass ring
Awwww piss! Ned, get your finger out your ass crack will ya, you ass mongler
someone who plays with their ring
Keith Attwood is such an Ass Mongler
Someone who is always fiddling with their brown ring
Wash your hands you ass mongler!!
A person guilty of committing a leeown (see leeowned)
eg. That Ass-mongler sure can leeown!