A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person 1:Dude did u see the KSI vs. Logan Paul boxing match? Person 2: ya Logan Paul was asscheeks
Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit." Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.
I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man. The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.
I like to shake my jiggle-wiggle crack! I got two asscheeks on my back You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound Crack crack crack Triple boom from my back Hear my asscheeks flap! Oh yeah.
Oh! How my asscheeks are trembling with delight!
Slang to call someone or something that looks like booty, and not the good kind. We’re talking that cottage cheesey, cellulite, fat homegirl ass you can find checking out at Register 12 in Wal-Mart type asscheeks.
Steve: @RealVergilSnow looks like asscheeks, dawg. Mark: Yeah, I bet he’s a Vergin. Ain’t nobody gettin’ laid lookin’ like asscheeks.
A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.
1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek" 2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"
The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.
There must be a tight ass and twat obscured beneath those big golden asscheeks.