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Asscheese

Leftover sperm in your ass.

I feel asscheese from last night when I sit down.

by TickleMeFunTime May 05, 2015

asscheese

Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.

Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese. Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.

by Barrence June 30, 2006

asscheese

A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.

Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!

by Steve January 06, 2003

asscheese

supposedly cheese made from the milk squeezed from the asses of sweaty football guys. Wisconsin, anyone?

by Knee Byter October 20, 2003

asscheese

GreenDayNFG4182

GreenDayNFG4182 is the epitome of asscheese-dom.

by Pablo February 26, 2003

Asscheese

When someone’s cheeks got some spice in them

“YOOOO You be mad thi—- hold up, is that fucking asscheese?” “Duh don’t you wanna go to flavor town

by Crescentmoon56 March 07, 2020

asscheese

An insult for your fifth mother

Hey how is it going asscheese

by dell lo September 21, 2020