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assclowned

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity). Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.

My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.

by Eppypotamus June 08, 2019

assclown

someone who doesnt know what the hell they are talking about,makes stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone thinks this about them.

see google image "assclown"

by stesh June 08, 2005

Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown. Comment submitted with request to Delete: "My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

by Chris October 23, 2002

assclown

1. A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an wordasshat/word. 2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself. 3. An untalented schmuck.

1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish. 2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues. 3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.

by RumGunner August 29, 2002

assclown

someone who acts like an idiot to the fullest.

look at this assclown running a red light.

by sinestro1 December 25, 2010

assclown

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually pretends to be a know-it-all,often enhancing their stories,knowledge, experience,and every thing in between with pure bullshit.

1-I can't help but laugh at the assclownishness of Johnny's story. I wanted to kick him in the teeth but couldn't because i was laughing so hard at him. 2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with his "similar experience" or "knowledge" of the subject.

by J. Malik August 29, 2005

assclown

a man who overestimates his importance in anyones life, has left a mark on society in the form of a stain on its undergarments and often goes by geeky names like "grax" in chat rooms

The assclown is lonely because he mistreats others.

by ccccccccccckat March 04, 2012