A fork of Rural Dictionary
The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by: a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals passing the sphincter. b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt. c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by morning!" "Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid burn!!" "Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"