A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.
"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."
A person that is a smart jerk.
Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat" Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"
when someone is just being plain shit
"dont be such an asslamp m8"
The act of one's self sitting on a lamp
Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp
1. Douchey, or fagy or sometimes mean; similar to asshole but with a more friendly connotation.
You asslamps TP'd my house! God my dad is being such an asslamp...