A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.
Paula: Why won't you sit right? Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.
Your pope molests you
Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.