A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Contraction of the words ASS and SPECTACULAR.
Used to describe something (or someone) of amazing quality usually that of an erotic nature.
2. Something (or someone) that is badass or sexy.
Rene'(on phone): So what are you wearin'.
Julie: Some Cut-off jean shorts and a tight cotton shirt.
(Rene' to Himself): Asstacular!!!
The profound sense of euphoria that is spread throughout man kind when a young lady in spotted with a big ole tight donkey booty.
This word was invented due to lack of a better word to discribe the roundness and firmness of a young lady's prosterior.
"Did you see that?!! That girl is Asstacular"
the accreditation for performing a grand, idiotic stunt.
Dude, that was asstacular when you did that stage dive naked on the Today Show!'"
Used to describe something that is so completely terrible, it is fantastic (or spectacular) in and of itself.
Music videos from the early nineties are asstacular!
Of or pertaining to ass, especially on a large scale or in a dramatic manner
"Oh man, he humiliated himself it was asstacular"
"The atmosphere is asstacular"
"It was a display of asstacular proportions"