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Aube

The Act of passing out free hand jobs to someone that is superior to you. To preform the Aube is the act of stroking multiple penis's with both hands for free. An Aube is free of charge and not satisfying what so ever.

Hey good job at work today let me pass you a free Aube Sir. Good Game today team free Aube's your all of you and im passing them out!! Man my forearm is so fucking sore Ive been passing out free Aube's to my chain of command all day. Why do you have that shit eating grin? Ohhh Mike was passing out free Aube's... Were they any good? No but at least it was free...

by Private Sputnik October 24, 2010

Aube

From french "dawn", a name for a pretty girl, always cheering up our lives, a bit hotheaded but totally lovable Stands for the gorgeous women around the world.

Oh wow! Have you seen Aube today? She looked gorgeous, as always!

by cloisenough November 22, 2021

aubs

A commonly used nickname for the nameaubrey. Generally describing someone kickass and amazing.

"Hey, isn't that aubs over there?" "Damn that girl is kickass!"

by anonymous11257 January 03, 2009

AUB

American University of Beirut Established in 1866 in Beirut, Lebanon. It is known to be the most prestigious university in the Middle East. It has a very beautiful campus with its own, private beach on the Mediterranian sea.

Degrees awarded by AUB are officially registered with the Board of Education in the State of New York.

by 2186432 January 19, 2009

aube

The act of jizzing on your friends face when they try to add your name to this website in a derogatory manner!

Dude if you put my name on the internet, i'm gonna aube you

by beatyatoit! October 25, 2010

aub

Typically, an individual who associates themselves with the loveliest little village on the plains, known as Auburn University. They are also known to associate themselves with a severe, often unhealthy inferiority complex regarding their cross-state rival, The University of Alabama, the State's flagship institution. This complex is also commonly referred to as the "red-headed stepchild syndrome," which is ironically appropriate because Auburn is a dark shade of the color orange. Historically, you can identify an 'aub' by their country/confused clothing style (sometimes including flannel, yes it's 2008). The mere sight of anything 'Bama related will send a true 'aub' over a cliff psychologically. They are certain to tell anyone who will listen that Coach Paul W. "Bear" Bryant is dead and was a drunk with a certain morbid glee. They have also been known to proclaim that 'Bama fans live in the past, are delusional, are 'side-walk' fans (an apparent swipe at fans who didn't attend the Capstone), and label them "Bammers," and as a last resort will yell "6." They will call The University of Alabama the "crapstone", UAT, or any number of other school-yard labels. As you can see, this inferiority complex is bred into their herd over the generations. Much like dementia, diabetes, ebola, and avian flu, there is no known cure for this complex. Fortunately, the large animal hospital on Auburn's campus is making great strides while championing the effort to find a cure.

Dude #1: Have you ever experienced a football weekend at Auburn? Dude #2: No, I've heard the aubs have goat sex and roll the entire campus with toilet paper after they place a football game. Dude #1: Lame-ass aubs. Dude #2: Exactly.

by Capstone April 07, 2008

Aubbing

Verb: The act of receiving a blowjob where the penis is stuck through the center of a cinnamon roll.

Girl 1: "What were guys doing for so long in the bathroom at Cinnabon?" Girl 2: "I was totally Aubbing my boyfriend. I got so full."

by throwaway2918 September 23, 2019