A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another name for an asshole. Just a nicer version. And you can say it in front of children! Some of the people at my school are really assholes. I just wanted to come up with another name for it when talking to friends.
God that person is such an avacado.
A homosexual who is indiscernibly gay. Because avacados are fruits, but do not look or taste much like fruits, the term is applied to gay people who do not fit the "Will & Grace" stereotypes.
A bad dresser and NFL fanatic, you would never guess that Jacob was an avacado.