A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Avner is a tall, kind person who gets all the ladies, tends to wear Adidas and hoodies, likes coffee and can be a little sus sometimes.
Avner: wow your so hot!
Max: wtf bro!
Someone who emulates a sense of immortality. Posts all of his pictures in black and white and has a great fashion sense. Probably wants to rule the world.
"Have you seen Avner?" "Last time I saw him he was taking artsy pictures on his polaroid."
a) noun: A goofy, oafy, Israeli guy who is easy to make fun of.
b) adjective: to say something so stupid it is beyond comprehension.
Did you hear him ask what the Wendy's girl's name is? That is such an Avner
Short
Short
Little gay
Short
Annoying
Extremely gay
Off key
Can’t dance
T. rex
Short
Glasses
Terrible hair
Gay
Hot???
NOOOO
Zev “Have you seen Avner today?”
Isla “Yea he’s short as shit”