A fork of Rural Dictionary
A quirky way of spelling on, normally used when asking whats happening
Where a person's stomach has become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomach hangs down so as to cover their genitals. This can happen to both men and women.
My buddy's awning is so huge that he can walk around naked in public and no one can see his penis.
The equivalent of "pwned" for dvorak-layout keyboards. This is because on a dvorak layout, instead of the p key being right next to the o, the a key is right next to the o.
Person 1: "WTF? someone switched my keyboard layout on me!" Person 2: "haha, awned."
Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.
Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore.