A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ballastic Missle Defense. 1. Never wait for the others to ask her out first. 2. Underwater Missle Delivery System that can nuke the world 40 times over if the US is ever attacked by nukes. 3. Tripping a fellow suiter for a babe so you can get to her first.
1. dude, either get some b.m.d. or move over. 2. SSBN Nuke Subs, B.M.D. machines for messing with the US
Ballistic Missle Defence. A very stupid system that doesn't work.
Hey, he agrees with B.M.D.! He must be an idiot!
Black Man's Disease, namely, falling out asleep after a big (or not-so-big) meal. Of course, you don't have to be black to have it, but that's the community where I first heard the expression, and a lot of folks use it. Sometimes known as "The Itis" (pronouced eye-tiss).
My homie had B.M.D. on the way home from the restaurant, started snoring like a foghorn in the car.