A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually a Marching Band kid, although it can be a normal boring band kid. We are all addicted to crack cocaine.
wow your such a Band Nerd. Why won’t you stop practicing? Is that Crack over there?
A put-down insult used by the untalented people who cannot play instruments intended to somehow "lessen the glory" of the talented, skilled people, but the put-down somehow fails to work every time, contrary to "orch-dorks", a put-down aimed at orchestra people which works every time.
Person 1:"Hey, you're a band nerd!" Person 2:"Umm, okay weirdo, at least I'm not an orch-dork like you." Person 1: "Ohhhh that hurt!"
If you're the lead percussionist, you're probably one of them.
I have to go practice the marimba, chimes, timpani, xylophone, triangle, tabourine, and gong!!!!!! TO THE BAND HALL!!!! dundundundunduuuuuun! (Band Nerd Alert!)
Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.
He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait