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band nerd

one whose life is dedicated to the school band. you can usually find them in groups, as well as with their significant other who is also a band nerd.

Hey you see that band nerd! I hear she loves playin that flute of hers!

by Naked Ken January 29, 2004

band nerd

a person who is plays in a band, typically a school band or ensemble. this term is sometimes used as an insult however it is also considered a term of affection as well.

Band nerds can be found in marching bands, pep bands, brass and woodwind ensembles, etc.

by Nancy January 19, 2004

band nerd

The ideal Band kid. More devoted to band than a band geek, and less annoying than a band dork. The arch enemy of choir dweebs

"Hey, band dork!" "I am NOT a band dork, I'm a band NERD!"

by Me v.2.4 December 22, 2008

Band Nerd

Usually a Marching Band kid, although it can be a normal boring band kid. We are all addicted to crack cocaine.

wow your such a Band Nerd. Why won’t you stop practicing? Is that Crack over there?

by TacoBellShit October 21, 2019

band nerd

A put-down insult used by the untalented people who cannot play instruments intended to somehow "lessen the glory" of the talented, skilled people, but the put-down somehow fails to work every time, contrary to "orch-dorks", a put-down aimed at orchestra people which works every time.

Person 1:"Hey, you're a band nerd!" Person 2:"Umm, okay weirdo, at least I'm not an orch-dork like you." Person 1: "Ohhhh that hurt!"

Band Nerd

If you're the lead percussionist, you're probably one of them.

I have to go practice the marimba, chimes, timpani, xylophone, triangle, tabourine, and gong!!!!!! TO THE BAND HALL!!!! dundundundunduuuuuun! (Band Nerd Alert!)

by MyWHAT?!?!?!?! February 28, 2010

Band nerd

Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.

He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait

by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020