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Berson

N. Sing (bee-pull) A Bear-Human offspring, singular form of the word beople Beople are often found in forests, where they are spawned, and are as dumb as bears, but capeable of thought and language like humans Beople are almost extinct due to Sweedish Bear Traps.

"Hey! Look! Beople are comming from the woods!" "Did you get the Sweedish Bear Traps Set?" "Yup, We wont have to worry about a single Berson getting through"

by BringerofDawn April 18, 2008

berson

someone fucking awesome ...in bed.

Is he really a berson?

by ur mom March 08, 2005

Ester Berson

One who stresses about money then accidentally orders clothes for stress relief.

You're such an Ester Berson.

by pesstrak June 27, 2018

Berson

a crazy justin bieber fan (singular of beople)

look at that wacked out berson with all their bieber gear on

by hannic schwartuis May 01, 2011