A fork of Rural Dictionary
Plain and boring. Not exciting.
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:
That Nikita girl is such a bland fuck
You sir .. bit bland ?
Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?
Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …
One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….
Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)
Me be you …
Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast
You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck
That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …
Never have ?
You sir ? ….
The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you
Be flattered … now worthy …
And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …
Doubt it ;)
Boring; Lacking taste or flavor or tang.
Most mainstream music is considered "bland" by hipsters.
A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.
Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.
I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.